For y'all's consideration

Some great lines from this weekend.

"I'm a gentile, but i'm not running around saying, 'Hey take a look at my foreskin.'"

This was almost as good as,

"If it hadn't been for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

I'm back

I'm peeking in my head to see if people welcome me with open arms or if I get a tomato in the face. I hope not the latter. They are totally out of season.