Adding a dash of madness to my method

I have decided today that I am going to start a series of clinics after I graduate. My methodology will be based partly on kinesiology, biomechanics and physics, but the main focus will be the area of psychological empowerment to overcome obstacles.

For example:

I have a patient come into my clinic for resistance training. My plan will start and finish with the same amount of resistance. "How in the world do you plan to do that?", one might ask. "Simple", I would reply.

Insults. I plan to raise the level of psychological stress to increase the physical workrate. Some basic principles still apply. The level of insult is determined by the technique of the patient during exercise. I mean without technique we have nothing.

No studies have been done that show this would not work. I will be the first. Of course, I have to be careful. Obviously no racial, religious or sexual orientation comments would be protocol for the first day. Push too hard and they won't commit to the program. The "tres amigos" can only be used for a very advanced patient.

Don't try this at home or work (especially work). I am going to be a trained professional, although I find that I have a natural talent. Shall we say I have found my niche'. I will however need technicians and if my business model goes as planned I'll give all you jackasses a job.