Our crime fighting mayor is cleaning up this town. He is closing down strip clubs and adult "novelty" shops. The one thing he cannot shut down is the U's pubicles.
The black sheep of the cubicle family was brought about when a cubicle and porn viewing booth shared their love one starry evening.
They are all the rage with a lot of students at the U (or so I have been told). All you have to do is rent (for free) your viewing instrument (i.e. laptop paid for by the State) and retreat to your own private pubicle in the comfort of the library.
I am thinking about putting out the bat signal to let our mayor know what is going on with taxpayer money. It would be worth it just to see him pull people out them by their "Linuses" and "Charlie Browns".
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would blackmail. . but they are students, so the risk/reward analysis turned out very high on the risk side
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